At First You Can’t Believe It
You deny it over and over. ‘That can’t be right. Let’s try again - maybe there’s a glitch in my nose’. So you go in for the second sniff - lift arm, quick inhale, arm down. You wait three minutes and do it again. Now you know it's your armpits, you're more worried whether the smell is diffusing around you too. ‘ What if I keep my arms down and trap the smell in my personal bubble’. You didn’t sign up for this. You’ve been loyal to this stick for three years, and now it’s ghosting you before lunch.


